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Lennox Leroy’s Pre-Date Prep Tapes

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Lennox Leroy's Pre-Date Prep Tapes is a mini-series of short podcasts hosted by Lennox Leroy – a self-proclaimed sex guru, who, approaching old age, has decided to pass on his words of wisdom to the naive young men of today.

In the first podcast, there is an introduction from Lennox, then follows the first three chapters in which the guru revisits recordings of his younger self and offers invaluable advice based upon his own experiences.

These include tips on common problems such as fashion, what-to-do-at-her-front-door, how-to-change-the-sheets-without-waking-her-up-after-you’ve-wet-the-bed, and many more!

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February 8, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Introduction

podbaby.gifWelcome all, to Lennox Leroy's Pre-Date Prep Tapes.

I have made my tapes available for the first time, and it couldn't be easier! Simply scroll down this page and work your way through the chapters. Each begins with an introduction, followed by the tape. After these, I'll post a review giving you all the tips and tricks to learn from my mistakes.

Now I shan't waste any more words here as below I've posted a little introduction from yours truly.

Ready? Then let's go, partner . . .

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February 7, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Chapter One - Attire and Arousal

podshirt.gifI wasn’t always like this, you know. Back in college I was just like you: weak, and scared, and aroused. But I learnt the way of the light.

How? The same way everybody does: trial and error.

The following recordings you’ll hear are real. I recorded them myself many years ago. When I was weak, and scared, and aroused. I was yet unlearned in the arts of love.

The recordings are all from my first outing with a young lady. I believe her name was Sarah. And I learned valuable lessons with Sarah . . .

 

For the lesson review, click here. 

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February 5, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Chapter Two - Crisis and Consumption

podplate.gifYou may think that once you’re out of the restaurant or bar or mini-golf centre that the hard work is done. Let me dispel this myth immediately. The hard work comes now, when your lady is no longer distracted by her food or drink or her birdie on the 18th. Now the only thing to occupy her mind – is you. 

And that can be very scary indeed. 

You’ve got the walk home, but then you’re at her door, and then what? 

Do you hug? 

Kiss? 

Shake hands? 

Well, honestly, it does not matter; it’s the first date – all you need to do is get out of there. Under no circumstances should you be going inside on the first date. The time for intimacy comes at Date#3, not before.

The stakes are too high; the pressure is too great . . . 

 

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February 3, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Chapter Three - Petting and Perspiration

poddrop.gifIf things go very well tonight, you could be looking at a home-run. As much as I advise against this, I must prepare you for every outcome. We’ve talked about the dirty, now what comes after? 

Yes - the sleep-over, the pyjamas, the cuddling.

Urgh, cuddling. 

Scientists have proven that even saying the word aloud canshorten a man’s lifespan, let alone partaking in the activity. Nonetheless, it is something you must know. I have become skilled in this matter, but as I have said, I was not born a love master. 

Listen and learn, my friends . . .

 

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